I’m in Hell. Not the fire and brimstone kind of hell. I’m in what’s known as “Appliance Hell.” It’s just to the left of Car Repair…
Here’s the ugly truth; a man with gray hair is considered distinguished but a woman with gray hair is…
I remember the day I discovered the bottle. I had just turned 18 and a friend dared me to try Miss Clairol № 9. I’ve been hitting…
A blind date is more than a simple meeting between two strangers, it’s a measurement of your character. It can be a measurement of your…
in a 1980 Malibu Classic… a true story.
April 17, 2008 3pm — Glendale Memorial Hospital
I live with four men, so I’m pretty familiar with the penis. Everyone in my house has one but me and the dog. Frankly, I…
Take Your Dog to Work Day was an ill-conceived idea born of equal parts hubris and red wine. I live in Portland, Oregon where…