This week in Bullshit, Dec 15th, 2017
A curated list of fresh bullshit from bullshitIST
5 Mind-Blowing Spoilers For The Last Jedi
by E.R. Ellsworth (hey, that’s me!)
I don’t know what I expected out of The Last Jedi but it wasn’t this. Here are the top 10 things that blew my mind about the latest Star Wars movie, which I have not yet seen.
Do You Want to Play with Me?
by Meg Konovska
This is piece No 6 of the “33” watercolour series by Meg Konovska
70’s Sit-Com Plot Synopses As Written by Today’s GOP
M*A*S*H*
‘War is Hell — On Other People’
Major Charles Emerson Winchester III celebrates the repeal of the Estate Tax and hilarity ensues as Radar thinks he hears choppers, but it’s really only the whizzing sounds of incoming ballistic missiles fired via tweet toward ‘Little Rocket Man’ from the USS Trump Nuclear Submarine. Just in time, Winchester escapes the mushroom cloud in a Gulfstream VI, which thankfully, is a fully-tax deductible expense.
