This week in Bullshit, Dec 8th, 2017
A curated list of fresh bullshit from bullshitIST
The definitive guide to rating a Hallmark Channel holiday movie
My wife and I have watched 95% of the holiday movies that have ever been shown on the Hallmark Channel. It’s our rite of passage every November and December. There are at least 50 residing on our DVR as we speak.
We have become connoisseurs of schmaltz.
Marvelous Marginalia scribbled in GOP Tax Bill
Fuck you, middle class! Ha!
Just spitballin’ But how about we write in a provision where also we get to keep their young?
Have The Best Sex of Your Life Using Best Selling Items from Amazon.com
by Tommy Paley
Do you enjoy shopping on Amazon?
Sure, who doesn’t?
Do you love sex?
Umm, duh!
You Should Never Go Full Dotard
Making America Great Again: Season 1, Episode 19
Christmas is around the corner, and if the cold weather isn’t enough of a reason to keep you inside, then maybe it’s the fact that everyone is being accused of sexual assault, harassment, misconduct, you know, perverted things. TIME Magazine announced their “Person of the Year,” and in a truly inspiring moment, it wasn’t Blake Shelton, but the #MeToo movement. It was announced on the Today Show, an annual tradition of theirs, so it’s a shame that Matt Lauer wasn’t there to do the honors. He was probably getting a shoulder massage from Charlie Rose’s crusty paw.
