This Week in Bullshit, Special Christmas 2017 Edition
The Trump Songbook Of Christmas Carols
by Allan Ishac
Introduce these chaotic classics at midnight mass tonight or anyplace where the grim will gather this holiday season
X-Mas(sacre) a Poem for the Holidays
by E.R. Ellsworth & Benjamin J. Kreger
Something’s missing from all the tales you have been told.
Santa Claus, it turns out, is not what we’ve been sold.
It ’twas the night before Christmas long, long ago
When a monk called Nicolas faced his ultimate foe.
Thirteen Signs Your Kid’s Christmas Pageant Was Directed by A Shitty Nun
Instead of a traditional nun outfit, she is wearing a sexy Santa Claus suit; much like the one Mariah Carey wore on her “Merry Christmas” album cover.
