Bumgarner Snotrockets

2016 Regular Season Snotrocket Totals

Here are Madison Bumgarner’s 2016 regular season SNR (snotrocket) totals:

• Total: 233 SNR (34 starts)
• Day: 82 (11 starts)
• Night: 151 (23 starts)

Not Centennial Snotrockets

Madison Bumgarner was well on his way to getting his 100th career victory tonight but an uncharacteristic 3 home runs given up by Bumgarner plus the 8,436th lead blown by the Giants bullpen this year resulted in another no-decision for Madison. All is well though because the Giants…

Don’t Look At My Snotrockets

I had another blog post all prepared where I wrote a couple of lighthearted remarks about the game but I deleted all of that after the 9th inning because I just don’t have the heart to post it now. The Giants bullpen blew yet another save opportunity in the 9th inning in…

Glum Snotrockets

The Giants played the Padres. The Giants lost to the Padres. Madison Bumgarner pitched. Madison Bumgarner blew snotrockets. That’s all I got. What a glum game. What a glum series. What a glum second half. GLUM I TELL YOU GLUM.

Insufficient Snotrockets

I don’t like it when Madison Bumgarner blows too few snotrockets. I also don’t like it when Madison Bumgarner gives up too many home runs. Both happened tonight but fortunately the Giants bats woke up and they scored just enough runs to nullify those DBacks homers. Giants bats could…