Don’t Panic!

A 50 word story about Verschlimmbesserung

Kalman "Carun" Balla
Centina Pentina
1 min readOct 7, 2020

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Photo by Christopher Burns on Unsplash

Furious peasants appeared at Count Dracula’s castle: equipped with pitchforks and torches, ready to take the vampire’s head. Igor, his servant, was calming them.

‘Don’t panic! Master doesn’t drink the blood of virgins. I mean not only theirs… He likes everybody’s blood!’

In a few minutes the castle was ablaze.

Verschlimmbesserung is a German word meaning “make a situation worse while trying to make it better”.

Thank you Bill Adler Editor for this prompt (‘Untranslatable Words’).

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Kalman "Carun" Balla
Centina Pentina

A Hungarian living in Scotland. Chef by day, even more awesome by night. And I write… sometimes.