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I’m The Shittiest Employee

I’m The Shittiest Employee

Because I‘d rather be writing
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I Went to Austin, TX, and All I Got Was a YETI Cup

I Went to Austin, TX, and All I Got Was a YETI Cup

And a lot less money in my pocket
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Humor
Medium Is A Transient Platform

Medium Is A Transient Platform

It’s a clichéd journey, not a destination
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The Averagest Unsuperpower

The Averagest Unsuperpower

Let me tell you just how average I am.
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Apparently I’m An Ageist

Apparently I’m An Ageist

Who knew?
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Hey Algorithm, Go F*ck Yourself

Hey Algorithm, Go F*ck Yourself

How to be okay if your stats are in the shitter
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Death Breath and Conversation With a Stylist

Death Breath and Conversation With a Stylist

An introverted extroversion
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Foreskin Croutons

Foreskin Croutons

I’m back, assholes! Like you care…
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Mike Birbiglia Works It Out

Mike Birbiglia Works It Out

Are you honest with your journal?
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