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All-You-Can-Eat
All-You-Can-Eat
I’m waiting to catch a fuck from the kitchen. The service industry is cutthroat and I know the edgy teens behind that swinging door are…
Benji Jeffery McElroy
Feb 24, 2016
Abercrombie, Insurgency And Overdue Acknowledgement
Abercrombie, Insurgency And Overdue Acknowledgement
Wearing the clothes was never enough because the Abercrombie model didn’t wear clothes. No, you — the wide-eyed dreamer — had to immerse…
Benji Jeffery McElroy
Jan 14, 2016
What If I Told You Drake Told Us?
What If I Told You Drake Told Us?
That first listen, with the shots and Jimmy John’s, man that shit got weird.
Benji Jeffery McElroy
Jan 14, 2016
The Legacy Of Flippancy In White Hip Hop
The Legacy Of Flippancy In White Hip Hop
Pygmalion found fame in an immaculate statue. The statue — his statue — was of a beauty only capable of being invented by imagination. It…
Benji Jeffery McElroy
Jan 14, 2016
The Property Of Brothers (And Fathers And Friends)
The Property Of Brothers (And Fathers And Friends)
She told me that her mother covered the hole with a framed picture of Jesus Christ. The act of revisionism had only taken a day or two, but…
Benji Jeffery McElroy
Jan 14, 2016
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