How to Score a Quality Online Date — Ultimate Guide for Senior Women
It’s easy — I’ve done the research for you
Attention Senior Ladies: After having written six articles* about online dating and spending countless hours scouring dating site profiles, my painstaking research has allowed me to solve your problem of finding a high-quality man on dating sites. I have done all the work for you and devised the ultimate list of what you need to do to find, attract, and keep a loving, kind, intelligent man.
This winning formula is so simple anyone can do it.
In your profile, you must emphasize a particular set of basic traits that will attract his attention and make it irresistible for him to swipe “yes.”
Here are the top 10 traits you need and you’re IN. You should be:
- Thin — This is the most desired trait in all profiles. Occasionally, an overly generous man may indicate that he will accept a few extra pounds, but thin sells. Thin is in. You can’t weigh more than he can lift when he sweeps you into his arms and carries you to the bedroom for the mind-blowing sex he assures you he can deliver.
- Healthy — What’s that you say? At age 60+, there are inevitable health issues — artificial knees, bad backs, cancer…