The world almost feels like a simulation. Yes it does, don’t argue with me. I’m the editor here and I didn’t get this far up the professional ladder by making empty sensational assumptions. Take a breath of fresh air and think about it: An orange bigot rules the free world, Millennials catch up on BuzzFeed, kids won’t watch videos lower than 420p, you can officially rent a tiger in the state of Detroit and sites like Medium will allow me publish lies that may spark riots while I watch the destruction from my control tower. It’s disturbing, I wont lie, but it also tickles my udders in a way that I’m not completely proud of. But don’t take my word for it, I’m just a lowly editor, I merely make great ideas even greater. Adeoye and I don’t mind that we’re characters in a mind boggling remote controlled simulation. In fact we’ve thought long and hard about it and the idea has solicited more than a few chuckles. Bravo to whatever troubled deranged teenage soul is behind all this. In this world of psuedo reality/tangibility, Adeoye will be reporting the days news. But like everything else around us, I’m not sure if it’s real. Buckle up and enjoy the ride won’t you.