Daily Grapefruit

I was four years old when I met one of my first ‘boyfriends’. Let’s call him K. His name doesn’t matter. He was sweet and gentle with…

I wrote this for $0 for a copywriting test. Whatcha think? Did I do OK?

In summer, slice bread and put it in the freezer (yes, you have a freezer now).

I made you a present …

When the thin man searched the abandoned building, he found: a broken suitcase some wheat biscuits in a box, gnawed by mice

44/100.

AKA Moar Drawings. Draw the Vegemite!

I’ve Totally Got This Clickbait Thing Down, Everyone

Part 3 in the Walrus and the Carpenter parody