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Dear Dale:Advice column parody. Clueless guys write in to complain about their partners and the columnist gives them absurd advice.
Note from the editor
Dale Hauser is a veteran of many failed relationships and a survivor of domestic abuse. (He was acquitted.) He is currently living in a dank basement awaiting the finalization of his divorce.
Editors
Darrell Miller
Canadian but have lived in Japan for a long time so neither here nor there. Somewhere between.