“Don’t stare too long at your shadowin case you see it move without you.Don’t look at the trap door to the atticin case you…
Dear Tim, my charismatic, companion,
Timothy, my long lost Timothy. Fret not, for I have returned for another tale.
Oh most favorable of God’s children, Tim,
My dear friend and faithful correspondent, Tim:
Top of the morning to you Tim and of all your mornings forever more!
Dear Tim,
Banal, trite, unoriginal Tim, thou piece of shit! How I wish misfortune upon thee for…
Oh Tim! Terse, taciturn Tim–my laconic Lancelot.
I woke this morning with a terrible hunger. Oh, Tim, a hunger so powerful that I thought…
Oh, Tim! My mystical muse, my sweet serenity! It comes with great pleasure that I recant such a tale of woe and drear. You see, my love…
