WRITER’S LIFT
The Brilliance Of Oscar Rhea
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In a recent contribution to Doctor Funny that can only be referred to as “a banger”, Oscar Rhea skillfully intertwines hard-hitting journalism and entertainment to bring us the hottest news from Kentucky.
You thought the English language could not possibly contain a string of words more exciting than “night out in Kentucky”? Wait until you read this report from the epicenter of fun itself.
Oscar Rhea presents the lucky reader with three loosely connected vignettes exploring the adventures of a generous truck driver, a lewd group of bears overstepping the bounds of decency, and a supporting cast of fully fleshed-out characters who really come to life in this tour-de-force of worldbuilding and character development.
Clocking in at a mere 2 minutes of reading time, and thus woefully unoptimized with regard to Medium’s monetization system, the article does not waste a single word in getting its point across.
Really, not a single word.
Search as much as you want, you will not discover any superfluous elements. You could spend hours with the article and not find even the smallest redundancies or excess of any kind. In fact, if you were to submit the article for a writing contest it would not only get nominated in the “Ideal number of words used” category, it would take home the grand prize!
The unfettered charm this article oozes from every pore is comparable in intensity only to the alcohol oozing from the pore of somebody spending a night partying in Kentucky.
Oscar Rhea accomplishes all of this without relying on unnecessary flourishes or pageantry, trusting the sheer power of the written word to do all the heavy lifting. The result is a rousing success and should be held up as an example for young writers in decades to come.
Oh yeah. I guess he gives me a shoutout at the end of the story or whatever, but that’s beside the point.
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Also this was real funny: Kristine Laco
