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How I Made $85,000 in My First Seven Minutes on Medium
How I Made $85,000 in My First Seven Minutes on Medium
It only cost me $755,000. Now buy my instructional flyer for $50
John Corten
Aug 12
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Three Archbishops And A Nun Walk Into A Bar
Three Archbishops And A Nun Walk Into A Bar
The Vatican Improv
Paul Lander
Aug 25
‘Rump Has Millions of Fun Nicknames but His Weird VP Pick Has None. Let’s Change That.
‘Rump Has Millions of Fun Nicknames but His Weird VP Pick Has None....
What’s wrong with this country?
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 25
As a Grassroots Cartel Owner Who Moonlights in Human Trafficking, I’m Against Kamala
As a Grassroots Cartel Owner Who Moonlights in Human Trafficking, I...
I’m just trying to break into the middle class
John Corten
Aug 24
A Secret Transcript of Trump Watching Steve Kerr’s DNC Speech on TV
A Secret Transcript of Trump Watching Steve Kerr’s DNC Speech on TV
Evidently, Michael Jordan and Steve Kerr have never won anything
Brian Throne
Aug 23
What REALLY Happened in Pennslyvania: Trump Assassination Attempt
What REALLY Happened in Pennslyvania: Trump Assassination Attempt
Eyewitnesses at the scene tell an unusual story
CJ Sterling
Aug 21
In the Parallel Universe Where Elon Musk Decided to Go to Art School
In the Parallel Universe Where Elon Musk Decided to Go to Art School
It’s technically different
John Corten
Aug 20
Help! I Just Became a Cat Lady!
Help! I Just Became a Cat Lady!
Now I can blame it on the cats
CJ Sterling
Aug 20
Old Olympics — Let’s Freshen It Up!
Old Olympics — Let’s Freshen It Up!
I am the flame to the torch of new sports and stuff.
Adam Robinson
Aug 20
I Found the World’s Most Obnoxious Job Listing
I Found the World’s Most Obnoxious Job Listing
And I’m going to mock it without mercy
Kristen Stark
Aug 20
Having to Sneeze During Upright Urination Offers a Crash Course in Self-Discovery
Having to Sneeze During Upright Urination Offers a Crash Course in ...
Choose wisely, but there is no grail
John Corten
Aug 19
Medal Of Free To Be Dumb
Medal Of Free To Be Dumb
Price tag: $100 million
Paul Lander
Aug 19
Post-Menopausal Females, Never Fear
Post-Menopausal Females, Never Fear
You still have a purpose in life
Jan M Flynn
Aug 18
JD Vance Did NOT! Have Couch Cushion Crevice Coitus, and Other JD Vance NOTS!
JD Vance Did NOT! Have Couch Cushion Crevice Coitus, and Other JD V...
What does the “JD” in JD Vance stand for?
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 18
Important Stuff You Need To Know
Important Stuff You Need To Know
Your life will improve drastically if you learn these things
Randy Fredlund
Aug 18
Everyone In This Coffee Shop Just Heard Me Fart
Everyone In This Coffee Shop Just Heard Me Fart
Or did they…
Brian Buseck
Aug 16
Top 25 Things That Are Wrong With This Top 25 List
Top 25 Things That Are Wrong With This Top 25 List
25. It only has 24 items. Oh wait
John Corten
Aug 15
My Italian Handyman and Intermittent Arch-Enemy Told Me: “It’s Time to Wash Your Balls”
My Italian Handyman and Intermittent Arch-Enemy Told Me: “It’s Time...
Initially, I took deep offense. In Italian. Which requires at least 3 hand gestures and a refusal to meet for Espresso.
Uvebruce
Aug 15
We All Know That JD Vance Did NOT! Have Sex With a Couch
We All Know That JD Vance Did NOT! Have Sex With a Couch
New Medium category … spaf pick
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 14
The August Doctor Funny Newsletter
The August Doctor Funny Newsletter
It’s August which is the month of…August.
Adam Robinson
Aug 14
I Asked ChatGPT to Create a ChatGPT Humor Story About ChatGPT That ChatGPT Wouldn’t Understand
I Asked ChatGPT to Create a ChatGPT Humor Story About ChatGPT That ...
After my laptop immediately exploded, things got interesting
John Corten
Aug 14
The Brigadier General’s Sincere Thanks for Your Delivery Emails
The Brigadier General’s Sincere Thanks for Your Delivery Emails
It is so nice to receive updates on every single one of your movements over the last two weeks in preparing to deliver my parcel to the…
Mike Hickman
Aug 13
Elon Musk As Dr. No It All
Elon Musk As Dr. No It All
Calling Bond, James Bond
Paul Lander
Aug 13
Five Ways to Chat up Your Dentist
Five Ways to Chat up Your Dentist
While your mouth is filled with decay
Patrick Eades
Aug 13
MAGA Happy Poems
MAGA Happy Poems
The crime’s in the rhymes
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 12
More Fun Facts We’re Going to Learn About RFK Jr. Before the Election
More Fun Facts We’re Going to Learn About RFK Jr. Before the Election
He has more than one penis but fewer than five
Freeman Scott
Aug 10
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