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Five Ways to Chat up Your Dentist
Five Ways to Chat up Your Dentist
While your mouth is filled with decay
Patrick Eades
Aug 13
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Having to Sneeze During Upright Urination Offers a Crash Course in Self-Discovery
Having to Sneeze During Upright Urination Offers a Crash Course in Self-Discovery
Choose wisely, but there is no grail
John Corten
Aug 19
Medal Of Free To Be Dumb
Medal Of Free To Be Dumb
Price tag: $100 million
Paul Lander
Aug 19
Post-Menopausal Females, Never Fear
Post-Menopausal Females, Never Fear
You still have a purpose in life
Jan M Flynn
Aug 18
JD Vance Did NOT! Have Couch Cushion Crevice Coitus, and Other JD Vance NOTS!
JD Vance Did NOT! Have Couch Cushion Crevice Coitus, and Other JD V...
What does the “JD” in JD Vance stand for?
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 18
Important Stuff You Need To Know
Important Stuff You Need To Know
Your life will improve drastically if you learn these things
Randy Fredlund
Aug 18
Everyone In This Coffee Shop Just Heard Me Fart
Everyone In This Coffee Shop Just Heard Me Fart
Or did they…
Brian Buseck
Aug 16
Top 25 Things That Are Wrong With This Top 25 List
Top 25 Things That Are Wrong With This Top 25 List
25. It only has 24 items. Oh wait
John Corten
Aug 15
My Italian Handyman and Intermittent Arch-Enemy Told Me: “It’s Time to Wash Your Balls”
My Italian Handyman and Intermittent Arch-Enemy Told Me: “It’s Time...
Initially, I took deep offense. In Italian. Which requires at least 3 hand gestures and a refusal to meet for Espresso.
Uvebruce
Aug 15
We All Know That JD Vance Did NOT! Have Sex With a Couch
We All Know That JD Vance Did NOT! Have Sex With a Couch
New Medium category … spaf pick
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 14
The August Doctor Funny Newsletter
The August Doctor Funny Newsletter
It’s August which is the month of…August.
Adam Robinson
Aug 14
I Asked ChatGPT to Create a ChatGPT Humor Story About ChatGPT That ChatGPT Wouldn’t Understand
I Asked ChatGPT to Create a ChatGPT Humor Story About ChatGPT That ...
After my laptop immediately exploded, things got interesting
John Corten
Aug 14
The Brigadier General’s Sincere Thanks for Your Delivery Emails
The Brigadier General’s Sincere Thanks for Your Delivery Emails
It is so nice to receive updates on every single one of your movements over the last two weeks in preparing to deliver my parcel to the…
Mike Hickman
Aug 13
Elon Musk As Dr. No It All
Elon Musk As Dr. No It All
Calling Bond, James Bond
Paul Lander
Aug 13
How I Made $85,000 in My First Seven Minutes on Medium
How I Made $85,000 in My First Seven Minutes on Medium
It only cost me $755,000. Now buy my instructional flyer for $50
John Corten
Aug 12
MAGA Happy Poems
MAGA Happy Poems
The crime’s in the rhymes
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 12
More Fun Facts We’re Going to Learn About RFK Jr. Before the Election
More Fun Facts We’re Going to Learn About RFK Jr. Before the Election
He has more than one penis but fewer than five
Freeman Scott
Aug 10
Make This School Year Cringe. Bet.
Make This School Year Cringe. Bet.
A vibe check on the lowkey ick of today’s youth
Philip White (not that one, the other one)
Aug 9
Actual Australian Expression or Something I Just Made up While Drinking?
Actual Australian Expression or Something I Just Made up While Drin...
Aussie or not, here I come
John Corten
Aug 8
Where’s Weirdo?
Where’s Weirdo?
Sofa, so bad for JD Vance
Paul Lander
Aug 8
The Hit and Run Email (Translated From the Original Bollocks)
The Hit and Run Email (Translated From the Original Bollocks)
If your boss writes to you like this, I sympathise…and I urge you to get out as soon as you can
Mike Hickman
Aug 7
Netflix Announces Upcoming Docuseries Slate Following Success of How To Become A Cult Leader
Netflix Announces Upcoming Docuseries Slate Following Success of Ho...
Don’t do these things, but also, here’s a step-by-step guide on how to do them
Brian Buseck
Aug 7
Humans Behaving Badly
Humans Behaving Badly
As seen on cell phones not only in America
Connie Song
Aug 6
SCOTUS Grants Donald Trump Presidential Immunity from Lawsuits Involving Sexually Abusing Minors
SCOTUS Grants Donald Trump Presidential Immunity from Lawsuits Invo...
Please Diddy
Ellie Salvaje
Aug 5
The Chicken Runs Back to Fox
The Chicken Runs Back to Fox
Twenty-two thousand comments in 22 minutes mock Trump for backing out of scheduled debate-unless its in his cozy Fox den
CJ Sterling
Aug 4
Childless Cat Ladies Get Clawed. Will Vance Now Fry “Ladies Who Lunch”?
Childless Cat Ladies Get Clawed. Will Vance Now Fry “Ladies Who Lun...
What about “Dykes on Bikes”? Will he jam a stick in their spokes?
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 4
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