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I Finally Joined The Medium Partner Program — My Goal For August Is To Make Five Figures

I Finally Joined The Medium Partner Program — My Goal For August Is To Make Five Figures

It’s ambitious, but possible
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P. L. Goaway
How to Shower Like a European Dude, or Dudette

How to Shower Like a European Dude, or Dudette

Without getting the bathroom floor all wet
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Masturbating

Things I’d Rather Be Doing Than Masturbating

A Kristine Laco prompt turned upside-down
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Carol Lennox
A Childhood Without Video Games Is Like a Body Without Skin

A Childhood Without Video Games Is Like a Body Without Skin

The summer I spent playing the greatest video game ever made
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Gunner Barrett
Story Time with Uncle Dennis

Story Time with Uncle Dennis

He’s friendly like Mr. Rogers but sassier and sexier
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Ginger Cook
Viral Video Shows Stuffed Cat Being Molested by a Woman in a Dumpster

Viral Video Shows Stuffed Cat Being Molested by a Woman in a Dumpster

She claims cocaine and a love ballad are to blame
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Krystal Morgan
My Ex’s Mother Likes Hers EXTRA Moist

My Ex’s Mother Likes Hers EXTRA Moist

Gross
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Shirley Laffa
Vital Importance of Growing a Beard in a Cruel World

Vital Importance of Growing a Beard in a Cruel World

All that they won’t teach you in schools and then some
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Ugur Akinci
Horny Hobbies

Horny Hobbies

I’d rather be rammed
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Krystal Morgan
Name for Black Metal Project Found During Orgasm

Name for Black Metal Project Found During Orgasm

Heavy Metal Satire
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Michael Centrone
My Cat has Hard Habits

My Cat has Hard Habits

The August Doctor Funny 12(ish)-word Challenge
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Sean Cordes
Warning! Look Out For Gorilla Pox

Warning! Look Out For Gorilla Pox

Doctors aren’t monkeying around with this one!
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Paul Lander
Are You There, Erin? It’s Me, Your ‘Gina

Are You There, Erin? It’s Me, Your ‘Gina

My Moistest New Facebook Friend Wasn’t Happy To See Me
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Laurel B. Miller
Sex: How Everybody Else Is Doing It

Sex: How Everybody Else Is Doing It

Feet, Foreplay, Furries, and Female Condoms
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Oscar Rhea
It’s Time to Let Your Dick Be Your Guide

It’s Time to Let Your Dick Be Your Guide

Put down the Bible and back away
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John Werth
No Way You Can Tell the Difference Between Human and Bot

No Way You Can Tell the Difference Between Human and Bot

It might be a tad more bamboozling than you think
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Gunner Barrett
I’d Rather Be Masturbating

I’d Rather Be Masturbating

Kristine Laco’s prompt is keeping me busy
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Jennifer McDougall
He Killed for Kellogg’s

He Killed for Kellogg’s

John was creepy
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Mark Eric Cohen
Times When “The Bear” Failed to Pay Tribute to the Morning Man

Times When “The Bear” Failed to Pay Tribute to the Morning Man

You’d think with a TV budget they’d be able to get this right
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Gunner Barrett
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