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The Devil & Donald Trump — The Deal Giving Him The White House Expired Too Soon To Keep Him There
The Devil & Donald Trump — The Deal Giving Him The White House Expired Too Soon To Keep Him There
The Fictitious Account Of Satan’s Negotiation To Acquire The Soul Of Donald J. Trump
David Grace
Sep 2, 2022
Though Guilty, The GOP Says Trump Should Be Acquitted To Avoid Upsetting His Supporters
Though Guilty, The GOP Says Trump Should Be Acquitted To Avoid Upsetting His Supporters
GOP Senators intend to vote not guilty in the hope that Trump’s extremist followers will then become nicer & less angry.
David Grace
Jan 16, 2021
Trump’s Deliberate COVID Lies Killed Tens of Thousands. His Election Lies Killed Only Five
Trump’s Deliberate COVID Lies Killed Tens of Thousands. His Election Lies Killed Only Five
Do Any Republicans Care Even A Little Bit About The Graveyards That Trump’s COVID Lies Have Filled?
David Grace
Jan 14, 2021
If Trump Told His Base That The Sky Was Really Green, Not Blue, They Would Totally Believe It
If Trump Told His Base That The Sky Was Really Green, Not Blue, They Would Totally Believe It
Trump’s Base Will Believe ANY Lie He Tells Them No Matter How Obviously False
David Grace
Jan 12, 2021
Does It Seem That Day-By-Day The Donald’s Conduct Is Becoming Increasingly Bizarre?
Does It Seem That Day-By-Day The Donald’s Conduct Is Becoming Increasingly Bizarre?
He now argues that Biden should not be elected because Joe’s low TV Ratings would force the news media into bankruptcy.
David Grace
Jul 15, 2020
The Ostrich System: Trump’s Plan To End Covid-19 By Not Finding Out Who’s Got It
The Ostrich System: Trump’s Plan To End Covid-19 By Not Finding Out Who’s Got It
“When you test . . . you’re going to find more cases. So I said to my people, slow the testing down, please.”
David Grace
Jun 22, 2020
Welcome To The White House Goat Room
Welcome To The White House Goat Room
Spin the wheel and learn who will be the scapegoat of the day? Prof. Plum in the library with the candlestick.
David Grace
May 4, 2020
What Trump Might Say While Shot Up With Truth Serum
What Trump Might Say While Shot Up With Truth Serum
Mr. T explains to reporters why he can do anything he wants and nothing will happen to him.
David Grace
Nov 16, 2019
Hurricane-Dorian & The Sharpie Miracle
Hurricane-Dorian & The Sharpie Miracle
The Belief That Changing The Map Will Change The Country
David Grace
Oct 7, 2019
Will Mike Pence Change His Name To ‘Mike Pounce’ To Retroactively Fix Mr. T Getting It Wrong?
Will Mike Pence Change His Name To ‘Mike Pounce’ To Retroactively Fix Mr. T Getting It Wrong?
President Forgets His VP’s Name
David Grace
Sep 23, 2019
When Did America Stop Being Great & How Was it Great Before, But Isn’t Great Now?
When Did America Stop Being Great & How Was it Great Before, But Isn’t Great Now?
When Mr. T says “Make America Great Again” his core supporters hear: “Make America Christian, Straight & White Again.”
David Grace
Aug 27, 2019
The Brilliant Tactic I Used To Force The Dems To End The Shutdown — I Gave Up
The Brilliant Tactic I Used To Force The Dems To End The Shutdown — I Gave Up
The Imaginary Transcript Of A Fictitious Address To The American People By The President Of The United States.
David Grace
Jan 26, 2019
Hollywood, Wake Up! “OUR LITTLE WHITE HOUSE” Is Sitcom Gold
Hollywood, Wake Up! “OUR LITTLE WHITE HOUSE” Is Sitcom Gold
Chuck Lorrie, Steven Levitan, Tom Hertz, and Larry David: Why aren’t you jumping on the sitcom opportunity of the 21st century?
David Grace
Jan 23, 2019
Don’t Be So Sure Trump Won’t Be Re-Elected. You Can’t Ignore The Nose-Blind Effect.
Don’t Be So Sure Trump Won’t Be Re-Elected. You Can’t Ignore The Nose-Blind Effect.
People who dislike Trump think he certainly will be turned out of office in 2020. I think that’s a risky assumption.
David Grace
Oct 3, 2018
What Makes Donald Run?
What Makes Donald Run?
I think that Major Garrett’s new book successfully illuminates the clockwork gears inside the Black Box that is The Donald’s Brain
David Grace
Sep 20, 2018
In Order To Win The WH In 2020, Will the GOP Soon Have To Find A Way To Abandon The S.S.
In Order To Win The WH In 2020, Will the GOP Soon Have To Find A Way To Abandon The S.S.
Will The GOP Be Better Off Quickly Substituting President Pence for Pres. Trump?
David Grace
Sep 10, 2018
Lots Of People Have Opinions About Donald Trump, But What Does He Think About Himself?
Lots Of People Have Opinions About Donald Trump, But What Does He Think About Himself?
This is not satire or humor. It’s my opinion about the kind of person DT thinks he is.
David Grace
Sep 5, 2018
Partial Transcript Of Trump-Putin Helsinki Meeting
Partial Transcript Of Trump-Putin Helsinki Meeting
What He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and Vladimir Putin Really Said To Each Other
David Grace
Jul 18, 2018
We Get The Government We Deserve. America Deserves Donald Trump
We Get The Government We Deserve. America Deserves Donald Trump
What DT's Election Tells Us About The Character Of The American People
David Grace
Jun 6, 2018
There’s A New Standard Form For The President’s Remarks When Something Bad Happens
There’s A New Standard Form For The President’s Remarks When Something Bad Happens
Here is the new White House template for the President’s remarks in the event of a new national controversy.
David Grace
Feb 15, 2018
Of Course Trump Wants A Big Parade Where Thousands Of Armed Men Will March By & Salute Him. Duh!
Of Course Trump Wants A Big Parade Where Thousands Of Armed Men Will March By & Salute Him. Duh!
Thousands Of Armed Men Pledging Their Subservience To You Is A Narcissist, Egomaniac’s Wet Dream
David Grace
Feb 13, 2018
Don’t Worry. My Genius Has Absolutely Been Stabilized.
Don’t Worry. My Genius Has Absolutely Been Stabilized.
Proof That I Am A Stable Genius
David Grace
Jan 8, 2018
Secret White House Plan To End Drug Crisis Revealed
Secret White House Plan To End Drug Crisis Revealed
Surreptitious Oval-Office Recordings Detail President’s Plan To End Overdose Epidemic
David Grace
Nov 11, 2017
Trump’s Brain: Cracking The Code, Part 2 — Understanding What Mr. Ego Does
Trump’s Brain: Cracking The Code, Part 2 — Understanding What Mr. Ego Does
Mr. Ego’s Prime Directive is simple and direct: “Is This Is This Good For ME Right NOW, Do It, And If It’s Bad For ME NOW Then Don’t.
David Grace
Aug 2, 2017
I’ve Cracked Mr. Ego’s Secret Code. “True” Means “Good For Me” And “Lie” Means “Bad For Me.” Duh!
I’ve Cracked Mr. Ego’s Secret Code. “True” Means “Good For Me” And “Lie” Means “Bad For Me.” Duh!
Like multi-dimensional string theory to Joe Sixpack, to Mr. Ego the terms “truth” and “lie” are both alien and mysterious.
David Grace
Aug 1, 2017
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