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Stop Shaming Parents For Clearly Phoning It In
Stop Shaming Parents For Clearly Phoning It In
Not everyone is a perfect parent. Or a great one. Or even “kinda okay.”
Sam Cook
Mar 4, 2021
Why are Sea Shanties the Latest Fad? We Asked Around
Why are Sea Shanties the Latest Fad? We Asked Around
And no one would admit that they secretly longed for the sea
Sam Cook
Feb 16, 2021
The Mouse God of Sol-3, Local Designation “Earth”
The Mouse God of Sol-3, Local Designation “Earth”
P-R-A, I-S-E, our D-E-I-T-Y
Sam Cook
Nov 18, 2019
Welcome to Your First Yoga Class
Welcome to Your First Yoga Class
None of this makes sense. Let’s begin.
Sam Cook
Jan 23, 2019
Google Releases Some New Thing I Guess Everyone Has to Buy Now
Google Releases Some New Thing I Guess Everyone Has to Buy Now
Oh geez, another one. Well here we go again I guess.
Sam Cook
Nov 13, 2018
I Accidentally Became a Factory Farmer in Minecraft
I Accidentally Became a Factory Farmer in Minecraft
I was just trying to make arrows, and instead I made a horrifying chicken engine.
Sam Cook
Nov 9, 2018
Dude, Please Stop Holding that Door for Me
Dude, Please Stop Holding that Door for Me
I’m like, twenty seconds behind you. Just go on. You politeness has made this awkward.
Sam Cook
May 27, 2016
Restrictions
Restrictions
From a self defense perspective, neckties are a pretty bad idea.
Sam Cook
Apr 4, 2016
Back to here!
Back to here!
Me: I’d like to open this link please.
Sam Cook
Mar 16, 2016
Risk Management
Risk Management
Attn: People who clean under and behind appliances.
Sam Cook
Mar 10, 2016
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