By J.K. Rowling and Bootleg Girl
SCENE: THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS
HARRY POTTER is there with his son JAMES and his other, MUCH SHITTIER son, ALBUS SEVERUS. Also, RON WEASLEY and his wife, HERMIONE, who is…
[content warning: references suicide, sexual assault, family violence, and mid-2000s pop rock WHICH WAS AWESOME UNLIKE THOSE OTHER THINGS] Before I begin I should…