My Sexiest Highlights of 2020
Twenty lustrous gems that brightened my twenty-twenty
While 2020 started out oh-so-promising — with those sumptuously curvaceous, even numbers; a fresh decade, a clean slate, a new chance to make all of our dreams come true — sexy isn’t exactly the first word that comes to mind when asked to describe the past twelve months.
Still, in the face of this year’s obvious lack of sex appeal, I’m blessed to be able to look at many tantalizing moments along the way. It’s with immense gratitude that I’ve compiled this list of the gems that illuminated this otherwise gloomy year (in order of appearance).
1. A trip to Paris
Nicknamed the city of love—and of lights—this was the first big highlight. I’ve never been taken on a trip for my birthday, ever, and though my lofty plans to have sex in some outrageous place (like the Louvre) didn’t happen—after realizing that it would surely land us in jail—simply being there was sexy as hell!
2. A bathtub during isolation
Like wine glasses, couches, beds, or any other inanimate object, they’re all about what, or who, you put in them. When lockdown #1 hit and I shacked up with my partner, I got to have an XL-bathtub for the first time in twelve years (!!!) and made the most…
