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Fredo Corleone Says Eric Trump Is Stealing His Persona, Demands Royalty From First Family
Star of The Godfather films says president’s middle son has been taking on all his bumbling characteristics without permission
Fredo isn’t happy. The clumsy, incompetent son of the famous Corleone crime family says that Eric Trump, second child of President Donald Trump, aka Donnie Bratso, aka The Orange Godfather, has been assuming all of his inept, ham-fisted characteristics without asking permission.
The Corleone scion, who lived for most of his career in Las Vegas managing the family’s gambling interests, is demanding $200 million from the Trump family in “personal damages and accumulated royalty fees.”
Speaking from his rundown room at The Sands Hotel, Fredo added, “This move by Eric Trump was very uncool. He was obviously studying my work because he took on all of my characteristics — the brazen stupidity, the bungling of assignments, the twitchy mannerisms, the general sleazy demeanor. He owes me, the thieving creep...he’s just like his Pop.”
Mr. Corleone says that Eric Trump started acting like him “around the start of the campaign in 2015 and he’s just ramped it up ever since. After every TV interview or public appearance the rest of the family wants to kill him, which is right out of my playbook. At this point, he’s unrecognizable from me and that’s unacceptable.”
The misfit member of the Corleone family has filed his lawsuit against his counterpart Eric Trump and the Trump family in the 9th Circuit Court, one of the president’s favorites.
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