Sean Spicer Has Third Foot Surgically Implanted Inside Mouth
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was admitted to MedStar Georgetown University Hospital on Tuesday afternoon after a series of incidents at a recent press conference led him to decide to permanently implant a foot inside his mouth.
The decision comes after the most recent in a long line of gaffes for Spicer, including incidents in which he invented a terror attack, forgot the name of the Canadian prime minister, and suggested Donald Trump had the largest inauguration crowd in history, despite everyone with eyes saying otherwise.
At a press conference on Tuesday, the former White House Easter Bunny mistakenly claimed that Hitler had never used chemical weapons. He acknowledged his mistake when a reporter reminded him of the existence of concentration camps— or, as Spicer referred to them “Holocaust centers,” a phrase best known for never being used by anyone with any knowledge of the Holocaust.
Spicer, who has previously denied being hundreds of spiders masquerading as a human, took a similar step in this direction last month when he legally changed his middle name to “Misspoke.” However, it would appear he decided his previous action was not extreme enough, as he opted to undergo surgery almost immediately after leaving the podium today.
We reached out to Spicer for comment, but his reply was unintelligible. The White House was unable to provide any information concerning the origin of the surgically attached foot, which appears to have belonged to a small child.