Trade

Truth In Satire

Trump To Annex “Chinatowns” In 4 Major Cities To Secure “Great Deal With Beijing”

Truth In Satire

Trump Says His Trade Truce “Will Keep Prices Low On Tons Of Chinese Crap”

Truth In Satire

Trump Vows Any Country That Laughed During UN Speech “Will Be Hit With Big Sanctions”

President is reviewing videotape to see which country’s leaders chuckled during his…

Truth In Satire

Trump Slaps 50% Tariff On Turkish Towels And Dried Figs As Erdogan Squirms

“If Turkey wants to export its cozy Peshtemal, Hammam and Fouta towels to the U.S., Erdogan better…

Truth In Satire

Ivanka Trump Pleads “Daddy, Stop Tariffing Me!” As She Shuts Down Fashion Business

“President Grump needs to understand that his trade war with China is ruining companies…

Truth In Satire

Trump Brags That Trade War With China Will Be “Biggest The World Has Ever Seen”

President says he’ll push for “huge tariffs that break all records,” not seeming to…