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Genetically Stranded
“Sometimes I think I’m… gender confused.” -F. Nietzsche
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Romy Nehme
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Feb 27, 2019
Recall: When an Appendage Gets in the Way
On the evils of GPS navigation systems, quite potentially
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Deniz Cebenoyan
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Mar 17, 2018
I’m Sorry
A few apologies, and a rumination on the essence of apologies. I probably should’ve been Catholic. Or Jewish. (Please please please let me be Jewish.)
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Deniz Cebenoyan
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Sep 4, 2017
Why Can’t We Be Friends?
An impressively unscientific case for empathy, at a time when we need it the most. We’re all the same, guys.
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Deniz Cebenoyan
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Apr 23, 2017
Dreams from my Father(’s Demented Daughter), vol. 1
If dreams are a pathway into our truest self, my truest self is a 9-year-old boy idiot savant. Or maybe just an idiot.
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Deniz Cebenoyan
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Mar 16, 2017
Burn Your Idols
We regularly build people up so highly that we’ve never even met, only to be let down crushingly by their inevitable flaws. But maybe — maybe — it’s essential to keeping society in order.
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Deniz Cebenoyan
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Dec 20, 2016
O America!
An anecdotal counterpoint to the ever-popular American threat of moving to Canada in times of turmoil.
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Deniz Cebenoyan
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Oct 13, 2016
The Funny Doctor
A case for making a killer standup routine required for med school admission.
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Deniz Cebenoyan
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Jul 10, 2016
Maslow was not a (modern) New Yorker
Finding an apartment in a high-demand, low-supply city like New York or San Francisco goes a…
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Deniz Cebenoyan
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May 23, 2016
My Long-term, Long-distance Relationship with Duane Reade
“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. To spread the light of
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