GChat Chronicles: Khloe K vs. Jordyn Woods
If you’re new to GT, let it be known that we’re kinda into scandals. Maybe even too much so?
In particular, we find immense pleasure in scandals revolving around the infamous, cheating ass nigga Tristan Thompson. Our last GChat Chronicle featured our live reactions to Trash Tristan Thompson cheating on his baby moms Khloe K *while* she was 9 months pregnant with his seed.
This time around, the man that sparked the “Faithful Black Male Community” movement cheated on his baby moms with her little sister’s 21-year-old bestie & sometimes model, Jordyn Woods. Here are our live reactions to Jordyn’s super boring Red Table Talk tell all.
Yvonne: Jordyn’s Red Table Talk is out now.
Mae: Yasssss.
Y: She gonna talk about how she deep throated Khloe's man. Can’t wait!
M: Just hit play. She’s crying already…
Y: Lmao OK, I’ll watch it now.
Dayo: Her edges are laid down niiiice.
M: She look mad cute.
D: Strong turtleneck. Hella cute!
Kenny: Lol, I thought Mae wrote that comment right there. Nigga just said “hella cute”. Referring to a turtleneck??
M: 😂😂😂
D: (In reaction to a tweet posted by KK) Let’s gooooo!
M: Shottttssss! Damn she hit play with the quickness.
D: Had them Google Alerts set up and shit.
M: Her natural makeup look is so cleannn!
Y: Yo lmao the opening recap is hilarious. IT’S NOT THAT DEEP!
M: This is more dramatic than the Michael Jackson shit is gonna be.
Y: We all saw Tristan cheating on Khloe in ‘98.
M: He been cheatin’ since before Jordyn was born.
D: She’s being hella vague — just say he tongued you down already.
Y: Will Smith said he knew they’d be here one day... like, “I knew you was a thot since before you were born.”
D: She’s on her Jamie Foxx?? Blame it on the Goose??
M: Did he penetrate or nahhh?
D: I gotta give it to Kris Jenner…this is amazing content. Also, loving Jada on her Barbara Walters shit.
M: I’m more fixated on Jordyn’s skin than the interview.
D: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a celeb look so good fully clothed.
Y: Yo, at the EOD they weren’t even married.
M: At the EOD, it’s TRISTAN.
D: A peck kiss is basically an adult handshake.
M: Def. If that counts, mad niggas have cheated on their girls with me in front of their girls lol.
Y: Fuck outta here! She needs to capitalize and make T-shirts that say “I deep throated Tristan and I gives no fucks.”
D: LMAO, Yvonne…
M: I‘d wear that shirt. OMG “I deep throated ya man” shirts. NEEEEED.
Y: Kardashians are famous for deep throating people’s mans...WHO CARES?
D: Yes Jordyn! Play the black woman crucifixion card! There’s no way Khloe is good at sex, right?
M: No way. Niggas ain’t shit, but still.
D: Yea both are true. He’s a dog.
M: This black woman narrative is the icing on this unnecessarily dramatic cake.
D: It’s really amazing, Maegan. This is not that Jordyn lol.
M: This was a great spin on the Smiths part.
D: Forreal. Capitalize on the Kardashian backlash.
Y: Even Jada looks like she don’t believe it.
D: I wanna talk about Khloe for a minute. Why are (some) women so blinded? I would have bet my life this nigga would cheat again. Why she blaming Jordyn? Blame the nigga.
M: MY NUMBER ONE PET PEEVE!
Y: Khloe needs to chillll…she got a black baby...that’s all she really wanted.
Y: Uh oh! She said “YOUNG BLACK WOMAN”! OH SHIT SHE DROPPED THE “BLACK WOMEN ARE THE MOST DISREGARDED AND DISRESPECTED” LMFAOO. Bruh staaaaahhhpppp. Jordyn needs to just get off social media and go on vacation with Tristan.
He don’t want her either. We already know what he does to women named Jordan. He gon leave that ass for a white girl.
Y: Yoooo I just figured it all out…THEY HAD A TREYWAY.
