God the Programmer: Chapter 2

Deposing God: Did He Actually Program the World®?

Round one of the deposition

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In the case of YHWH vs. The Time and Space Corporation

IN ATTENDANCE:

YHWH (AKA Godfrey Jehovah) (plaintiff)

Billie L. Ham (attorney for the plaintiff)

El-on Molek, CEO of The Time and Space Corporation (defendant)

Baal Molek, El-on’s son (defendant)

Mitch Dawkins (attorney for the defendants)

Amy Cheng (stenographer)

BAAL: (TO GOD) You expect us to believe all that?

HAM: Settle down, Mr. Molek.

BAAL: Do you seriously expect us to believe that?

MITCH: Baal, if you would let me question him —

BAAL: (STILL TO GOD) You said you programmed the light three days before you wrote the Sun and the Stars. (Genesis 1:3 and Genesis 1:14) How the fuck is that even supposed to work?