God the Programmer: Chapter 1
Programming the World®
What was God thinking?
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In the beginning, I was alone. As I am now, and forever shall be, world without end.
I should’ve teleported straight home, but I decided to walk so I could blow off some steam.
I pulled my shawl over my head and went into a light jog. You would think the sky should’ve started raining by now, but the lunar satellites were in full force.
So were the other Pan U students — those happy, so-called well-adjusted Pantheon University students all the online sponsors constantly rave about …
Thor was practicing his hammer throws, and Sif was in her usual spot mentally masturbating to him. Artio was seated on the rocket soccer pitch, teaching tricks to her AI bears. And Feng Meng was running around chasing his beloved Chang’e, utterly blind to the fact the latter was giving blowjobs to his best friend, Hou Yi.
Then the aerial trumpets sounded—time for another public service announcement.
