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Bad Poetry Corner: In Memory of a Fishy Friend

Bad Poetry Corner: In Memory of a Fishy Friend

Goodbye, my little fishy friend I see your time is at an end “I’m no expert,” I say, frowning But healthy fish don’t upside-downy (I doubt…
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PARENTING
Questions To Ask Yourself As You Try To Open A Cereal Box

Questions To Ask Yourself As You Try To Open A Cereal Box

My children are bad at opening cereal boxes. I have devised a useful set of questions for them to ponder as they make their own breakfast.
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Dippy Eggs, Part Two: Cute Animal Shapes

Dippy Eggs, Part Two: Cute Animal Shapes

Your kid knows how to make dippy eggs now, right? (If not, go here to bathe in my wisdom.) Eggcellent. Now let’s take it up a notch. Let’s…
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REVIEWS
The Nordic Track I Just Dumped Off At Goodwill: A Review

The Nordic Track I Just Dumped Off At Goodwill: A Review

The Nordic Track allows you to pretend you’re cross-country skiing while you exercise in the comfort of your own house. Most of the…
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The Toilet Paper at Work: A Review

The Toilet Paper at Work: A Review

After many, many unsatisfactory trips to the office bathroom, I feel compelled to write a review. I do this under duress. It is with a…
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FOOD
How to Open the Bagels from Costco

How to Open the Bagels from Costco

This is, admittedly, a narrow topic. However, I have put a lot of thought into figuring out the proper way to open the bag of bagels from…
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The Care and Storage of Pizza

The Care and Storage of Pizza

Sometimes after you eat pizza for dinner there will be some pizza left over and you will not be hungry enough to eat that pizza.
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Kyle Herrman
BAD POETRY CORNER
Bad Poetry Corner: Older Donuts

Bad Poetry Corner: Older Donuts

Donut Man, you are my friend I’ll stand by you until the end Count the ways I love you: Dozens! Way more than your bagel-y cousins The…
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