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Top 12 SNL Skit Ideas for Elon Musk
Top 12 SNL Skit Ideas for Elon Musk
If you haven’t heard, Elon Musk will be hosting Saturday Night Live (SNL) along with musical guest Miley Cyrus this Saturday, May 8th…
Hillel Groovatti
May 4, 2021
Chris Versus the Succulent Pear
Chris Versus the Succulent Pear
Below is an excerpt of the story.
Hillel Groovatti
Oct 2, 2020
The Horrifying Darkness Behind that Old Adage ‘Don’t Put Your Eggs in One Basket’
The Horrifying Darkness Behind that Old Adage ‘Don’t Put Your Eggs in One Basket’
Put All Your Eggs in One Basket, but Watch that Basket — Mark Twain
Hillel Groovatti
Feb 21, 2020
Life Lessons from an ex-Blackjack Dealer
Life Lessons from an ex-Blackjack Dealer
Country music legend Kenny Rogers used to croon about knowing “when to hold ’em” and knowing “when to fold ‘em”. As a former blackjack…
Hillel Groovatti
Jan 29, 2020
How to light a fart on fire and not burn down the house or singe the pets
How to light a fart on fire and not burn down the house or singe the pets
You may be wondering why on earth anyone would want to light their farts. Well, firstly it’s fun AF!
Hillel Groovatti
May 19, 2019
The Big Wow: A Psychonaut’s Amazing DMT Journey
The Big Wow: A Psychonaut’s Amazing DMT Journey
That trip was insanely wowwer than wow; it was the Big Wow! And I mean BIG! Mind-blowingly BIG! My body sang with celestial wonderment as…
Hillel Groovatti
Aug 26, 2018
Hey is NOT for Horses!
Hey is NOT for Horses!
Have you ever been called a jackass for using the word “hey”?
Hillel Groovatti
Aug 22, 2018
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Cat Apology
Cat Apology
We had been together for five years, through thick and thin, and I knew he was pissed off, rightfully so.
Hillel Groovatti
Aug 6, 2018
The Squeaky Wheel | Hillel Groovatti
The Squeaky Wheel | Hillel Groovatti
The worst wheel on the cart makes the most noise.
Hillel Groovatti
Jul 15, 2018
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