Hardy-Littlewood

Task Generality, or, Sex with Robots

A Reverie for 2018–2019

“Ah jeez, am I going to have to have sex with a robot?” So rang one of the most striking questions I’ve ever been asked. It was 2018, and I’d just caught up with a friend and revealed that I was…

White Sneakers

“Get white sneakers. Period. Done. End of story. You want to get chicks on Hinge? Turn yourself into a fucking object like the rest of us.”

I feel a Valkyrian rush to defend the front. Nay, to defend the ego. My inner voice spits and shrieks: This is trauma! This is…

Everywhere Else is Cleveland?

Take a stroll down Central Park West in the early morning light of a late December Sunday. Watch the leaves fall crisply off the deciduous trees and watch the flocks of birds dance and swoop from the ledges of large brick buildings. Light pierces through from the blue sky and…