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The Dangers of Talking to God

The Dangers of Talking to God

To everyone who said God backed Trump: He’s gone. It’s over. So, either you lied, or God lied. Which is it?
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Tom Sadira
Dude, have you heard? It’s 4/20 all month long!

Dude, have you heard? It’s 4/20 all month long!

Worried about wasting this once-in-a-lifetime holiday? Charlie Hong offers his Stoner Lockdown Survival Checklist to help you stay lifted.
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Charlie Hong
HIFI Press Books Gives Their Entire Catalog Away In COVID-19 Response: “Spread Love, Not Germs”

HIFI Press Books Gives Their Entire Catalog Away In COVID-19 Respon...

What’s more potent than any drug? More contagious than any disease? Something every human self-medicates with? LAUGHTER. And now it’s free.
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Tom Sadira
Arizona Tech Company Launches Controversial Coronovirus Action Plan

Arizona Tech Company Launches Controversial Coronovirus Action Plan

WhizTech is committed to doing anything it can to protect employees from the COVID-19 coronavirus—including pre-emptive self-immunization.
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Tom Sadira
Does Star Trek: Picard live up to the nerdgasmic hype?

Does Star Trek: Picard live up to the nerdgasmic hype?

In other words: will old friends, dope tech, and a slobbery sweet pooch be enough to usher in the rise of the Baby Worf?
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The Truth Behind Why Donald Trump Was Impeached

The Truth Behind Why Donald Trump Was Impeached

Adam Schiff & Nancy Pelosi have been distracting Americans from the truth about the impeachment. HIFI has uncovered what they’re hiding.
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The Grounding

The Grounding

Nine years after Earth’s aircraft began mysteriously disappearing from the sky, an ex-pilot struggles to accept that to fly is to die.
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Tom Sadira
The Map to Escondido

The Map to Escondido

Three men — one fewer than had left that morning — were heading straight for her ramshackle farm. Good. One less gun to argue over the…
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Tom Sadira
A 60 Second Horror Story

A 60 Second Horror Story

What were you thinking coming here? Will you get out alive?
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Tom Sadira
Bro, For The Last Time, Shut The F*** Up About Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

Bro, For The Last Time, Shut The F*** Up About Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

You were a lazy, fat f*** before you started that BJJ class. Now, you’re a lean, mean, grappling machine. Cool story, bro. Now zip it.
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Tom Sadira
Last Night, Near the Border

Last Night, Near the Border

Freedom, faith, and fatherhood are put to the test when six lives collide just north of the border.
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Why the STORM AREA 51 movement is a horrible mistake.

Why the STORM AREA 51 movement is a horrible mistake.

Don’t fall for their trap. Stay safe. Stay woke (and stay underground!).
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Tom Sadira
Eve’s Gambit

Eve’s Gambit

Humanity’s last chance at avoiding extinction depends on delivering a very special package to their A.I. overlord.
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Tom Sadira
Leave it to Skeever

Leave it to Skeever

The Cheevers have struck gold! But—proving wholesomeness can be found anywhere—young Skeever has a thing or two to teach them about…
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Tom Sadira
No Running

No Running

Today is Doug Peterson’s one day a week to be a dad. If he can’t scrape himself off the bottom of the barrel, it could be his last.
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Tom Sadira
He Whom Laugheth Last

He Whom Laugheth Last

A troupe of actors is summoned by their sadistic king to answer for their widely popular—and tremendously treasonous—performances.
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Tom Sadira
A Close Shave

A Close Shave

Hell hath no fury like a scorned beard.
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What a Treat

What a Treat

I stretch my four paws out in front of me and push my back up against the soft mound. My eyes aren’t quite ready to open all the way, so I…
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Tom Sadira
Bite of Passage

Bite of Passage

Today was Cindy Lacerto’s 10th birthday, and she couldn’t remember ever being this sad.
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Tom Sadira
Have a Nice Trip (…on the highway to Hell)

Have a Nice Trip (…on the highway to Hell)

I should’ve known I was fucked the second I dropped the keys into the old bum’s greasy hands. Still can’t figure out what the hell was I…
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Tom Sadira
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