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If someone was gonna do it, it may as well be meat, err, me.

Brave.

Hey team!

Not many people peak when they’re 12, but I did — quite literally.

ENNNNNNNNNNOUGH!

Ant Farms are the new Pelotons!!!

They make great use of those long strands of pearls you bought in 2005.

I’m not taking questions at this time.

The best way to show your partner that you care is to ask why they’re accomplishing a task in a way that deviates from how you would do it.

I’m complying with my heart.

As in, right now

Nice try, sweetie.

They never tell you how to be a parent.

Here’s how to look so cute struttin’ around the patch that you’ll barely hear the owners begging you to make a purchase.

Understanding legal repercussions of breaking the social code of when to share old photos of when you were noticeably hotter.

With the ink barely dried on her birth certificate, newborn Kryssalyn Mhavryck Bryant-Maloney has obtained an attorney to sue her parents…

I’m not just doing this for me, I’m doing this for US.

I was surprised to discover how much I loved going on long, meandering rants and now I look forward to running my mouth every single day.

I’m THRILLED to announce that my debut novel is out today…as the introductory text to my knockout keto chicken chili recipe.

Hi! I am giving up.

So far she’s found three jade plants, a fern, but no milky jelly

What kind of disturbed sicko thinks that an eskimo tit’s amount of garlic is sufficient for ANYTHING?!

It’s been approximately 9 weeks since a local Going Out Top has been touched — and self-admittedly, it’s getting to her.

In what appears to be an act of good faith, a local boyfriend has placed his used dish in the sink, splashed water on it, and walked away…