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Some Observations About The Quirky English Language — Wash Up, Wash Down & Washed Up
Some Observations About The Quirky English Language — Wash Up, Wash Down & Washed Up
This column is about some of those things you think about from time to time. More of the thrilling stuff about economics soon.
David Grace
Jul 19, 2022
Time-Share For Pets. A Startup Like AirBnb Except For Renting Time With Cats & Puppies
Time-Share For Pets. A Startup Like AirBnb Except For Renting Time With Cats & Puppies
Like Italian sports cars and sail boats, don’t own a pet — rent one!
David Grace
Apr 4, 2022
“Why Are Those Women Doing This To Me?” Accused Celebrity Complains.
“Why Are Those Women Doing This To Me?” Accused Celebrity Complains.
Everyone Knows That Waving Your Weenie Is Just A Humorous Ice-Breaker When You Meet New People
David Grace
Nov 22, 2017
Letters To My Brianiac Scientist Friend About Cool New Stuff He Should Invent
Letters To My Brianiac Scientist Friend About Cool New Stuff He Should Invent
A few less than serious thoughts about biotech.
David Grace
Mar 14, 2020
The Secret Of The Thanksgiving Green-Bean Casserole
The Secret Of The Thanksgiving Green-Bean Casserole
Your Mission, If You Choose To Accept It, Is To Make Sure That No One Can Taste The Green Beans
David Grace
Oct 30, 2018
Don't Rush Getting To No
Don't Rush Getting To No
If the answer is going to be "no" there are some questions that you just don't want to ask.
David Grace
Aug 3, 2018
When Did Planet Earth Slip Into An Alternate Universe & Why Did It Take Me So Long To Notice?
When Did Planet Earth Slip Into An Alternate Universe & Why Did It Take Me So Long To Notice?
I've finally realized that it's all gone horribly, horribly wrong.
David Grace
Aug 3, 2018
Burger King Pulls Russia World-Cup Ad Rewarding Women For Having Sex With Players
Burger King Pulls Russia World-Cup Ad Rewarding Women For Having Sex With Players
This column is based on Burger King's actual, and totally mind-boggling, World Cup burger marketing campaign.
David Grace
Jul 10, 2018
Sure, Roseanne Is A Racist But She's Hilarious, So It's OK
Sure, Roseanne Is A Racist But She's Hilarious, So It's OK
Bigots are just naturally funny. When Hitler told the one about the Jew and the goat, he would have the whole room in stitches.
David Grace
May 31, 2018
Maybe The Vulcans Were Right About Sex
Maybe The Vulcans Were Right About Sex
Would Humans Be Better Off If We Were Horny Only Once Every Seven Years?
David Grace
Dec 11, 2017
Personal Computer–>iPod–>iPhone–>The Next Big Thing: Cyrano
Personal Computer–>iPod–>iPhone–>The Next Big Thing: Cyrano
My Somewhat Tongue-In-Cheek Candidate For The Next Killer Product
David Grace
Nov 16, 2017
Maybe We Should Abandon Artificial Intelligence Devices For Organic Intelligence Ones
Maybe We Should Abandon Artificial Intelligence Devices For Organic Intelligence Ones
Might Humans Be More Cost Effective Than Robots?
David Grace
Oct 3, 2017
Shocked To Learn That God Does Not Have A Penis
Shocked To Learn That God Does Not Have A Penis
How Could They Have Lied To Me All These Years?
David Grace
Sep 7, 2017
Things That Piss Me Off — Too Many Stupid People
Things That Piss Me Off — Too Many Stupid People
We Need A Scale To Measure Stupidity — A Stupidity Quotient, SQ, If You Will
David Grace
Jul 26, 2017
Something Else That Pisses Me Off — People With One Name
Something Else That Pisses Me Off — People With One Name
How Do These People Get To Have Just One Name? What If They Pick MY Name?
David Grace
Jul 25, 2017
What’s A Nice Spider Like You Doing In A Girl Like This?
What’s A Nice Spider Like You Doing In A Girl Like This?
The Incredibly Disturbing Thing I Saw On TV Last Night
David Grace
Jun 24, 2017
Your Choices Tonight Are Death By Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Or Nitrogen Gas
Your Choices Tonight Are Death By Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Or Nitrogen Gas
Death By Nitrogen (Satire/Humor)
David Grace
Apr 6, 2017
Age-Appropriate Prostitutes And Other Things That Make Me Laugh
Age-Appropriate Prostitutes And Other Things That Make Me Laugh
By David Grace (www.DavidGraceAuthor.com)
David Grace
Feb 7, 2017
Stick Him To The Wall
Stick Him To The Wall
By David Grace (www.DavidGraceAuthor.com)
David Grace
Jan 24, 2017
Forget Lawyers & Juries. Make Way For The JusticeBot 1000
Forget Lawyers & Juries. Make Way For The JusticeBot 1000
An Outlandish But Oddly Appealing Proposal
David Grace
Jan 4, 2017
Almost Down To The Red
Almost Down To The Red
I had a rude awakening this morning when I opened my underwear drawer. Somehow I had lost track of time. Laundry day had slipped by me when…
David Grace
Dec 29, 2016
Only The Good Die Rich
Only The Good Die Rich
By David Grace (www.DavidGraceAuthor.com)
David Grace
Dec 22, 2016
Take Two Pills & Call Me In The Morning
Take Two Pills & Call Me In The Morning
Some Side Effects May Occur
David Grace
Dec 11, 2016
Robot Fears And Machine Tears
Robot Fears And Machine Tears
Intel recently announced that by 2020 its planned KnightsCrest line of Artificial Intelligence processors would cut neural net training…
David Grace
Nov 20, 2016
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