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Poopie
Life’s shit and then I die
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Moving out
I packed my stuff, suitcase in hand, Traveling all the way down.
Poopie
Nov 1, 2016
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Sidewalk
Sidewalk
We were running late But nevertheless on a romantic date Hand in hand walking to work Monday, new week, clean slate Birds sjirping, spring…
Poopie
Apr 11, 2016
Bruxelles, ma belle
A suitcase or tree, a bomb and a detonator in hand The smell of fear is in the air I need to get out of here.
Poopie
Mar 23, 2016
Standing ovation
John’s in the office, having a rough day. I have no mercy And refuse to go out of my way.
Poopie
Mar 21, 2016
Calendar invite part II
John is squealing I did a fine job His pooper muscle isn’t really healing. I am facing the toilet pot. It’s not over yet I need a new plot.
Poopie
Mar 19, 2016
Calendar invite
This is no longer going to last. I’m sick of John pushing me To go fast I’m going to hustle To make sure I am hurting his pooper muscle.
Poopie
Mar 18, 2016
Party for Two
Once I was a big poop. My owner pushed and pushed until his face saw white, After 10 farts or so, I finally saw the light, and transformed…
Poopie
Mar 17, 2016
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