Quotes About Santa Claus
For the love of jolly old Saint Nick
Have you been naughty this year? Have you been nice? You don’t have to admit it to me, but you can be sure that jolly old Saint Nick knows and has created your Christmas present list accordingly. These quotes are about Santa, who may give you the best present ever or leave you with a lump of coal this weekend.
1. “Alas! How dreary would be the world if there was no Santa Claus! There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.”
-Francis P. Church
2. “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
-Shirley Temple Black
3. “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
-George Carlin
4. “The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.”
-Steven Wright
5. “Santa Claus has the right idea — visit people only once a year.”
-Victor Borge
6. “There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”
-Bob Phillips
