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Was Go-Gurt was the Easiest Product To Name of All Time?
Was Go-Gurt was the Easiest Product To Name of All Time?
Yes, and it’s not even close
Cornelius Schmeckelman
May 21, 2021
Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G My Ass — Taunts From Our Childhood Debunked
Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G My Ass — Taunts From Our Childhood ...
I remember it like it was yesterday. The rumors about my crush had been swirling throughout my second grade class all day.
Cornelius Schmeckelman
Mar 16, 2021
I Don’t Know How To Behave Around Bees
I Don’t Know How To Behave Around Bees
Yesterday was a beautiful day, so I set up my work station on the front porch to enjoy the weather.
Cornelius Schmeckelman
Apr 2, 2020
I’ve Been Really Into Math Jokes Lately — A Short Story
I’ve Been Really Into Math Jokes Lately — A Short Story
Nancy and Sally were sisters born five years apart. Despite their age difference, the sisters were very close.
Cornelius Schmeckelman
Feb 3, 2020
People Love These Speciality Gyms And I Think I Know Why — An “Orange Theory” Theory
People Love These Speciality Gyms And I Think I Know Why — An “Oran...
These speciality gyms seem to be popping up all over the place. The “Orange Theory” gyms in particular appear to be the most popular, and…
Cornelius Schmeckelman
Jan 29, 2020
I Really Don’t Like the Shape of Maryland
I Really Don’t Like the Shape of Maryland
The other night, I went to a “game night” at a friend’s apartment.
Cornelius Schmeckelman
Jan 13, 2020
I Can’t Wait For The Next Instructional Dance Song to Come Out
I Can’t Wait For The Next Instructional Dance Song to Come Out
This may be come as a surprise, but I’ve never been known for my dance moves.
Cornelius Schmeckelman
Dec 20, 2019
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