End Your Day with a Dad Joke

They get funnier the more tired you are.

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A handful of dad jokes are a great way to end the day. They’re also known to cause physiological and psychological responses, which include:

• audible groaning
• the movement of eyes upward in a rolling fashion
• recognition that the person telling said jokes is a cheeseball

Dad jokes also allegedly lower blood pressure and promotes weight loss, although I may be making those last ones up.

Anyway, here’s a sampling:

Why do sweat glands make lousy bartenders?

• Because they’re poor pour pores.

Why can’t wigwam couples relax?

• They’re two tents.

Why are drum teams sad after ball games?

• They get beat.

Why are rulers so hard to keep in stock?

• They’re not made any longer.

When is everyone going to start loving and laughing at dad jokes?

• When they get funny.

Enjoy these? Start your day tomorrow with a dad joke as well.

Have a great night!