Start Your Day with a Dad Joke

Well, go to the bathroom first.

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Everyone loves good dad jokes. Well, almost everyone. Some simply tolerate them. OK some don’t like them at all. But I love them. Is it because I’m a dad of elementary age kids? Prolly.

Here’s a smattering:

Why do hippies like to hang out in diners?

• Because of the counter culture.

Why do excavators love their jobs?

• Because they’re dig-its.

What do kinky moles put on their pancakes?

• Molasses.

How does an emergency liver get to the hospital?

• Via delivery truck.

What do you call a ghost that floats?

• A boo-ey.

If you enjoyed these, don’t forget to end you day with a dad joke as well.

Have a great day everybody!