New integrated dishwasher delivered yesterday. Had been waiting for weeks. Had the door ready and waiting once it was…
Isn’t snow wonderful. Floating, drifting. Falling from the heavens like tiny pieces of white candy floss. Every flake formed around a tiny particle of grit. The beauty of grit.
Isn’t snow wonderful.
Been ill for over a week. Always ill. Told myself months, years ago to keep a diary so that I could record when I’m ill and quantitively record just how bad my immune.
Didn’t listen to myself.
I’m going to concoct a plot to rotate a saying or two with wit but mainly silliness in mind. Can you keep up with the plot loop holes?
Nonsensical nonsense is the jolly-fun-greatest kind of nonsense. The early bird gets the toffee, though. A sticky circumstance for the…
Dear sir/madam,
[dials number, listens to hold music, informed that my call is very important, more hold music, informed that my call will be answered in approximately four minutes, hold music for five more minutes, informed that I may want to call back later, more…
Dear figment of my imagination,
They’re just sitting (or hanging) there useless, mocking us with their limp, lifeless arms.