He couldn’t stop
He could not stop adding ornaments to the treee……
Everybody kept yelling “moron!”
A Christmas tradition
A trip into the forest to find a tree and do some …..
Christmas chopping
This snowman
This snowman ……
Is picking his nose.
Don’t eat Christmas decorations
Do not eat Christmas decorations……..
You could get tinsilitis.
Cupid and Rudolph had twins
Santa tried to sell them on Ebay
He didn’t get any bids………
They were too deer.
Most common Christmas wine in UK?
The most common wine at Christmas in the UK……..
“But I don’t like Brussel sprouts.”
How much did Baby Jesus weigh?
Baby Jesus weighed 7 lbs 2 oz. at birth.
We know this because………
Joseph and Mary had a weigh in the manger.
Who’s This?
This is Sandy Claws.
Fewer snowflakes next Christmas
If you don’t like snowflakes support global warming vote Republican.
The importance of Christmas
Sometimes we get so caught up in the little things
