I have a clock that used to go tick toc tic toc.
“Don’t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. Just say the word and you will meet her and be…
A man drove his car into a ditch.
A farmer came along and offered to pull him out.
If I’m unhappy I sing…
Then I realize that my voice is worse than my problems.
The difference between weather and climate……..
You can’t weather a tree but you can climate.
A man butts in front of a long line at the airport.
I never wanted to believe that my father was stealing from his job working on the roads but when I got home…….
All the signs were there.
“I have a sore back from moving this sofa.”
She tried to call her husband but the battery on her phone was dead, so she asked her son to call and leave a message for him.
Mature content
May I stroke your pussy.
Yes, but someone has to hold the cat.
