A Ptarmigan
You can’t hear a Ptarmigan when it is urinating ……
Because the P is silent.
A tragedy
My friend’s bakery burned down yesterday.
Now his business is toast.
This snowman
This snowman ……
Is picking his nose.
The Chick Peas
The Chick Peas are a new rap group inspired by The Black Eyed Peas.
The earl is real mixed up.