Marital Relations

He’s right

He: “For the last 15 years you have done nothing but find mistakes in everything that I say.”

She: “16 years”

On winning the lottery

Wife: “What would you do if I won the lottery?”

I’m leaving

She: “I’m leaving.”

He: “Is it because I always act as if I am right?”

She: “Yes”

He: “ I knew it.”