Dear Guy who honks at women and then turns his head at a 49.3-degree angle checking them out on the sidewalk,
Honestly, has this ever worked? Does honking the horn of your Civic ever make a woman hop in your car?
I should start by saying this may sound a little creepy. But I have noticed something that is common with many different women. When I’m walking down the street and I find myself walking behind a woman many times she’ll stop and look in her purse, as I pass she’ll finish up looking in her purse and…
Remember when you threw an interception in overtime against the NY Giants at Lambeau field in 2008. It was the NFC championships, oh, and your last game as a Packer. Well this is dumber. This is Lloyd Christmas dumb.
Relationship Guy.
The Plan and some history: My Buddy — MAN is going out on a date with a female friend’s, friend — WOMAN (Hang in with me on the names). They have been out a few times and my Man friend has assured me they will be sleeping together tonight. I…
I was walking down a set of stairs recently when I over heard two women talking…
“blah blah blah blah”
“Yeah but I bet he’s good in the sack”
Wait, What?
My girlfriend Jill has officially taken the lead she’s about 5 steps ahead but I’m slowly drifting further behind. Waiting for the two of us is Phyllis, a nice older woman who smiles as her hands rest on her hips. Seeing Phyllis I get a little…