IT WAS DARK and cold when Alice woke up. It was awfully quiet, too. As a turkey, Alice accepted that the…
LEONARD THE GOBLIN was confused. And he was tired. This was his 145th Halloween. Oh sure, in…
I SWALLOW AN OCCASIONAL person not because I am hungry, but because I am tired of all the shenanigans…
MY LEGS HAD always been strong, but I was starting to fear that they were not going to be strong enough this time.
Montana Territory, 1880
IF I TOLD YOU that I was born without a body, would you believe me? I know that it sounds crazy, but sometimes the most…
I HAVE BEEN OUT for exactly 3 days. Three days and four hours, to be more precise. They told me that if I could keep my act…
THEY BURIED ME on a quiet corner lot at the far end of the cemetery under a canopy of tall oak trees. I liked…