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Lead Into Gold
If I turned all the world’s lead into gold / Except for some lead that I keep / I’d be the richest person on earth / (For the price of my lead would be steep)…
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The Leprechaun Trap
The Leprechaun Trap
I’ve always wanted a leprechaun so I made a leprechaun trap with a box and scissors and ten feet of tape and some string and tin foil wrap
Jasøn Smïth
Mar 17, 2023
Nixon Fed the Duck Some Corn
Nixon Fed the Duck Some Corn
Nixon fed the duck some corn
Jasøn Smïth
Mar 19, 2020
I Think I’ll Stay Home
I Think I’ll Stay Home
A poem written *just before* the Coronavirus existed.
Jasøn Smïth
Mar 3, 2020
Lead Into Gold
Lead Into Gold
Oh, the envy.
Jasøn Smïth
Feb 17, 2020
The Clock Struck Mid-Knight
The Clock Struck Mid-Knight
Sometimes, it’s just your time.
Jasøn Smïth
Feb 13, 2020
So Many Cat Names
So Many Cat Names
In honor of Rolli.
Jasøn Smïth
Jan 27, 2020
Porky, Bacon, and Ham
Porky, Bacon, and Ham
The chickens. It’s always about the chickens.
Jasøn Smïth
Jan 16, 2020
Puddles
Puddles
A hairy heir’s tale.
Jasøn Smïth
Jan 7, 2020
Goo in My Goose
Goo in My Goose
You’ll sigh at the sight of this.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 26, 2019
This Lawn
This Lawn
It’s buried here somewhere.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 23, 2019
King Eugene
King Eugene
The most amazing king of all time. In rhyme.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 19, 2019
I’m a Snowflake
I’m a Snowflake
Christmas pageants are DANGEROUS!
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 18, 2019
It’s Hard to Rhyme Your Words
It’s Hard to Rhyme Your Words
Why AM I standing on a moose? Oh, it gets worse.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 17, 2019
The Whisperworm
The Whisperworm
Millie stole a Whisperworm and put it in her ear…
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 16, 2019
Friday the 13th is a Lucky Day for Me
Friday the 13th is a Lucky Day for Me
…no, seriously. A totally lucky day. Honest.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 12, 2019
Fly Fishing
Fly Fishing
Secrets of fly fishing REVEALED!
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 11, 2019
The Fishy Wish
The Fishy Wish
Don’t throw away your money. The fish are watching.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 11, 2019
I Exploded the Other Day
I Exploded the Other Day
Too much fun? You just MIGHT explode…
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 10, 2019
Magnetic Poetry
Magnetic Poetry
Ever had a ghost try to contact you via your refrigerator?
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 9, 2019
Mercedes Chevrolet Ford
Mercedes Chevrolet Ford
A girl. A terrible name. And a national contest to sort it all out.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 8, 2019
We Have Four Chickens
We Have Four Chickens
The fourth chicken will surprise you.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 7, 2019
Byron Would Lie in Bed for Hours
Byron Would Lie in Bed for Hours
A tragedy.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 6, 2019
Dr. Snedley’s Whinerator
Dr. Snedley’s Whinerator
Global warming and whining children: SOLVED. In rhyme!
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 5, 2019
Secret Agent Mike
Secret Agent Mike
I guess it had to do with some secret mission.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 4, 2019
The Boy Who Runs on Water
The Boy Who Runs on Water
No, really. He runs on water! This photo is REAL!
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 3, 2019
Cheese Curls
Cheese Curls
If it glows, maybe don’t eat it.
Jasøn Smïth
Dec 2, 2019
The Setup
The Setup
(A Captain Fireball and Sidekick Yeti Microadventure)
Jasøn Smïth
Nov 29, 2019
There Was a Skyscraper
There Was a Skyscraper
Architects can design the silliest things.
Jasøn Smïth
Nov 28, 2019
Too Much Steam
Too Much Steam
What rhymes with “Hyperventilated”?
Jasøn Smïth
Nov 27, 2019
Two By Two
Two By Two
(Or Casting Off)
Jasøn Smïth
Nov 27, 2019
’Til the Cows Come Home
’Til the Cows Come Home
Jackie can sleep ’til the cows come home But she can’t sleep long after that
Jasøn Smïth
Nov 26, 2019
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