Who’s been training my toddler in MMA fighting, and can I get a refund?
The number of times he’d have shouted “That’s what she said…” this week would be dizzying.
My toddler is currently battling a case of “Stranger danger!” on steroids
Or, “The Pregnant Lady’s Nightmare”
Why are all you adults so MEAN and STUPID?!
This little dude hasn’t even been born yet, and he’s already got opinions!
Our not-yet-three year-old thinks he’s the boss. We are trying like hell to convince him…
