Quarantine Limericks: Toilet Paper and Fruit Punch
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1 min readMay 6, 2020
Funny poems written while in lockdown
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[1]
Fairly hungry young man in Toronto
Placed an order online: “Bring it pronto!”.
Due to COVID-19
He expected protein
To work out as addition to Fronto.
[2]
An incredibly cute Insta-model
Has been eating a ton of fried noddle.
Lost it in quarantine:
Gained one pound or eighteen,
Chugs fruit punch from the bottle.
[3]
Dedicated footballer from Dallas
Was invited by Pitbull to palace.
Toilet paper he brought
As a gift — a long shot!
Pitbull fumed: “What a malice!”.
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