Alcohol

Why I Can’t Stand Being Told To ‘Watch My Drink’

Growing up, I learned that going out was a horror film where I was being set up to be abducted and raped. I would have to watch out at parties, because someone might try to put something in my drink, or try to get me too drunk with terrible…

Rails On Rails: Why No Bar Will Ever Compare To Your College One

Remember freshman year? When the bar was like a new jungle full of attractive apes and other various primates as you traded your fake ID and your dignity for access to a watering hole of dollar beers in tiny cups and…

30 Thoughts Every Drunk Girl Has Leaving The Bar

Walking to the bar gives you all types of feels; excitement, hopefulness, wonder, energy. The walk back from the bar, however, can give you a whole new set of emotions. Drama when we’re sober is one thing. The amount of flare we have when under…

20 Ridiculous Things We’ve All Done To Get Away With Underage Drinking

Believe it or not, there was once a time when we could not order our own beer at the bar. We all waited faithfully for that big birthday, the amazing TWO-ONE, where we could get legally shwasted on a…

A Girl Bartender Tells All: Why I Serve Your Drinks, Not Your Ego

To all the overconfident drunk guys at the bar,

I’m writing today based on the time we have shared over these past legal (or potentially illegal) weekends of your life. I have loyally served…